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For some unknown reason, you walk into a dimly lit cavern, straining your eyes to try and make sense of why you've ended up here. It doesn't seem like anything special..
You notice a door. Letting your curiosity get the best of you you reach for it, turning the knob slowly as your heart pounds within your chest. "Who puts a door in a cavern?"
You follow a hallway into a brightly lit room, glittering with crystals and other super hero-y stuff and your jaw drops in awe. "What is this place?" You wonder as you walk around the room, touching things that you shouldn't and gawking at the colorful banners. That's when you see it. A large silver banner hanging across the wall that reads "Platinum Inflation Countering League".
You stare at it for a moment, confused. "But... that can't be... they've been gone for ages now.. the members lost to real life turmoils and inflations. but... this place looks as if it's been used recently.. could it be? could... they be back?"
You stagger to the middle of the room and seat yourself at a large oak table to ponder over what you've just read. "But... where are they then? why aren't they here?" You look around once more and notice another door before hearing the clang of metal coming from inside. "OH! They must be training!"
You excitedly rush to the door and swing it open to see a rather disgruntled looking penguin sitting on the floor of what seems to be a kitchen with pots and pans strewn about, and a fresh batch of cupcakes at his feet. He looks to you, slightly annoyed before rising. "errr... can I... help you?" He manages to mumble out between bites of delicious cupcake-y goodness.
"Yes.." you speak softly, slightly disappointed that the clang of metal was just this silly little penguin looking for a snack. "I was... umm.. well.. I was hoping that the Platinum Inflation Countering League might be here.. you um... you wouldn't happen to know where they've gone would you?" The little penguin poses importantly and beams at you. "That'd be me! well.. and some friends that i've picked up along the way. But.. they come and go as they please. I'm the one you wanna talk to. How can I help you?"
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